Can the Indian male or female make a booty call or be the recipient of one? How many of us can identify a G-spot without thinking it is something that has to be looked up on a map? How many times has the female orgasm been dismissed as a mysterious incongruity with no real purpose in the evolutionary sense? If it is not essential for reproduction, what exactly is the female O all about?

 

Is the land of the Kama Sutra a name which stirs up images of the erotic foreplay, of male and female figures locked in x-rated, acrobatic embraces or, less poetically, it’s that book with all the kinky sex positions-just all talk and no action? Do Indians enjoy sexual prowess or are they a land of bumbling adults waiting for the magic of the first night after marriage?

 

The Kama Sutra with its sometimes pedantic approach to sex is really more of a self-help manual than a kinky book. It makes a quest to classify every aspect of sexual life (including choosing a bride, flirting, satisfying your woman sexually, etc.). Even with such a grand book of how-to-do, most people just seem to skip straight to the sex positions and go no further. With Beavis and Butthead sensibilities, they finger its pages while gloating, “Huh-huh, sex! But when it comes to putting knowledge to a practical test, boom, crash, bang-it’s ignorance all the way! Read any agony or medical help columns in a newspaper and website, and there are heaps of queries from lumbering men (and the occasional women) on ‘Er...Doc...can you tell me...what goes where?

 

Are we exaggerating? Is such ignorance probable in the land of the Kama Sutra? YES. Sample these queries of real people seeking help from experts:

 

Indians are pubbing it, clubbing it, or going to rest-o-bars and bed lounges and hookah bars, etc. etc. Aren’t these supposed to be places where people meet and hang out and are generally supposed to meet like-minded singles or others wanting to date? What do you get most of the time? Jostling, lecherous men, or in-your-face women waiting to chomp up anything that looks like someone with cash. Where are the classy pick-up lines which would make a women swoon or a man look like Brad Pitt’s sibling? Wishful thinking...

 

Well, it’s up to the individual to decide for themselves where their morals lie. If you feel for whatever reason, that having sex without strings attached is wrong then you should neither make nor take a booty call. On the other hand, there are those people that can see and accept the booty call for what it is; something that occurs between two consenting adults and nothing more than a physical act. For those people the booty call is totally acceptable, so if you want it bad, go out and get it!